Well, how did I get here?

I made some delicious mushroom soup for you all, but it's not ready yet. And I seem to have found myself on a whirlwind tour of Texas wineries, so it will be another day or two. In the meantime, here's a taste:

And a couple of funnies to tide you over.

This is for our waiter at the Thai restaurant a while back, who, after I ordered for the table since we were sharing, really, really wanted Jim to order something for himself with chicken in it.

 

And, since I'm doing Church Lady jokes, this one seems obligatory.

 

I'll be back with some mushroom soup soon!